Valentine’s Day
So Valentine’s Day’s coming and I really wish I could spend it with Veronica. Man, that girl….. she’s got me. I can’t even describe it. She has this overpowering, all-encompassing impact on me. And not just in my lower chakras.
I wanna explore love in its entirety with her, bathe in her essence, dance in her energy fields… or at a club. When the planets are aligned we could go out under the stars, take our clothes off and make love to the earth, then to each other. (Or to each other and then to the earth, whichever’s more hygienic.) Oh how stunning it would be to lie alongside the warmth of her body and feel the cosmic majesty of her soul, and breasts.
I just don’t wanna do the same old Valentine’s Day things or anything cliche. Wanna do something spontaneous, original. I was thinking about giving her a carving of Venus, the goddess of love, or sending her a bunch of loving vibrations. But the guy at Safeway said flowers was the way to go, so…..
I dunno…. What do women really want? Cards? Flowers? Do they actually like these things or are they just what we’re expected to give? I decided I’d do a little study with some of the girls I carnally vibrate with from time to time. I gave each of them a gift of some kind and waited to see what kind of reactions I got.
Gave Sarah chocolates and she gave me a nice hug and a kiss. Handed Anna a big bunch of flowers and got a bigger, longer hug and a more passionate kiss back. Then Simone came over and I cranked things up a bit. After we made tantric love I gave her $500. She gave me a slap and shouted at me for treating her like a whore. She still took the money though. Might as well have got a whore. At least she wouldn’t have slapped me.
I guess results were inconclusive. So I kinda gave up. Nicole came round and I didn’t give her a gift or money or anything. Just lay there with her and talked and listened and held her. And, what do you know?! She ended up making love to me like a porn star.
I guess what women really want on Valentine’s Day is the same thing they want every day: to give love and be loved. And the great thing is, that’s free.
